I hereby invite you all to slap me!

... so I'm playing a SnG. I'm doign great. I'm being consistent in my timings, I'm entering pots I shoudl be in and not betting into mayhem. I'm chip leader.

I have two great moments.

1) two clubs on the flop. I've hit with 2 pair. I put in 250 chips. Other guy calls so damn fast he clearly is desparate to see another club. He does. His speed was a clear tell. I like that. (I was right - he tried to slow play check me so I just checked back and saw his hand).

2) I hold Ace hearts and junk unsuited. Flop is 3 hearts. Guy tries to slow play his 2 hole hearts. Big mistake if you don't have the nuts :-) Turn is a heart. He pushes - I win :-)

Now the ultra cock up. I'm doing great. The last two players are so tight - at one stage the previous 4th player shoves all in with 750 odd chips and one of them folds, and SHOWS JQ suited. He had about 3 or 4k chips, and the pusher had been going all-in every other hand. Tight as hell!

I get AJ off, raise 600, he pushes all in 7k. I call....... duh! mr tight, tighter than a tight rope walkers ring piece. And I call. Of course he had AA.

Want to buy discipline please.....