I'm in Thailand - a "non approved region" - so although my location has nothign to do with my account security, in trying to access neteller from here, my account was immediately closed.

I've come off a half hour chat with their live support and they are telling me I cannot have control of my funds until I'm back in the UK (which won't be for 3 years). I explained this and they asked for utility bills etc - I'M TRAVELLING THE WORLD Doh! - how the heck can I do that?

They asked me if I'm now a resident of Thailand lol - to which I explained - no! I'm on a LONG holiday.

My home is England is still mine - I'm just not there for 3 years.

No matter, I'm shagged untill I move back to England.

This anti money laundering law is becoming daft.