Was reading an article about Dave Devilfish Ulliott and this cracked me up ....

Many years ago he parlayed up the $50,000 required to sit down at the big game in Vegas, only to find himself on the receiving end of a terrible beat at the hands of the legendary Doyle Brunson. As he got up to leave the table, Ulliot suggested that Brunson produce a paperback version of his famous Super System book. “Why,” asked Brunson. “So I can wipe my arse with it,” replied the Devilfish.