Thats sounds suspiciously as though it is starting to move to niche fetish territory....I'm quite alarmed at the number of people expressing an interest in this particular subject....rofl.....

I'm equally concerned that no-one was alarmed at his instructions when last week by his own admission the yellow one smelt of wee.....

Think about it people......does it really make you ????

Psyching up to quietly exude confidence 'Evenin all'

[QUOTE=mjracing;11189] I'm tempted to spend December responding solely in the Russian forums with an "I agree" one-liner (although I will check the translation first) to try and sneak another top posting result [QUOTE]

In my efforts to help forum members, I believe the correct Russian translation for 'I agree' is 'Я соглашаюсь'

However, I accept no liability for any death threats arising from your use of the translation I have provided.

(yes I know its a double post but I'm too stupid to work out how to get the quote thing to work twice in the same message - look - I haven't even managed to get my avatar on here yet, as previously explained I am a luddite)

EDIT - and I even managed to bugger up the quote thing anyway. DOH! (used courtesy of Homer - without permission obviously)

homers ball licking request was rather amusing and i was suprised at the way that he commanded the entire table to lick them it was something diffrent..more humour to the tables this is good ...

"'Я соглашаюсь'" - thanks Gix....I now have the FSB parked outside of the house having sent that to a number of associates and emailed enquiries....if only you'd realised that you'd actually failed to copy the phrase "I agree" into Babelfish and instead had used "lick my balls"...

Expect me to be carrying an umbrella at the next forum game....

I agree.....

ПОЛИЖИ МНЕ ЯЙЦА !!!

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Nice try Hellwung but isn't Вылижите мои сливы more appropriate.....

you can all buy my DVD, what with christmas coming up 'n all -it comes with a scratch 'n sniff pop up.. but there again, so do I

i have created a thread for your fan club with the homer lick my balls take a look lmao

i finally got so tired of being sucked out just on the point of cashing at pkr,
i deleted the software altogether
id already decided to quit sit n gos because miracle outs were costing me hundreds
cash games the same
and i had the phases left
worked my way to phase four. had about 5000 chips early
could read everyone on the table and felt i couldnt miss final phase and a shot at $900 from here
next biggest stack bets 350 on a 100 blind
i call him
flop is a couple of rags and a king
he bets hald his stack
i know for goddam certain hes on ak
i allin my aa
he calls
rivers a king

one more miraculous suckout when it counts in an endless line of suckouts
something tells me if i was playing on someone elses account id be winning

i destroy the competition at the casino because i can pretty well always read my opponent
i am reading here and making the correct if maybe even too tight moves
yet i simply can never get a decent cash thru a vital and miraculous suckout blockade



anyhow enjoy the graphics
and never critisize the site
for me. pkr is just a horrible memory